On Tuesday I had a series of meetings at Gloria Jeans Coffee shop at Hilary’s marina. I get sick of cheesy coffee shop crap

“What would you like sir?”

“I’ll have a mochalatte thanks.”

“Can I have a first name to go with that?”

“Sure – Boris.”

“Boris?…”

“Yep”

“Thank you sir – that will be $4.00”

She didn’t say it had to be my first name” I am wanting to see how many unlikely names I can work thru – next time I think I’ll try for Mohammed, then Luigi” then…