Ok so maybe this is me showing my age…
Looking for a classy way to dress up your butt crack? Add a bedazzled ass patch!
Backtacular adhesive patches are available for a low, low price of $15.99 and they come in 6 classy designs. Choose from butterfly (obviously), heart, peace signs, and more!
Other options for covering your butt crack include: higher waisted jeans, underwear, and longer t-shirts. But none of those options scream sophistication quite as loud.